Meeting my friends’ boyfriends for the first time:

Is he cute, is he kind, how does he speak to his mother, has he ever told racist jokes, does he have a job, or any life aspirations, what’s he like when he’s drunk, does he know how to take an insta worthy pic, does he accept girls night, is he actually funny, will he try to get them to move across the country with him, does he drink black coffee, does he have a concept of fashion, would he cross the seven seas for them, is he emotionally mature?

Meeting my friends’ girlfriends:

Mmm she could probably do better, I hope this works out though.